The Riddle Thread!

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So this is how the game works.
I'll start it of with a riddle. The next person answers the riddle. I tell them if they are correct. And then they make a riddle for the next person to answer, and so on.
So, my first riddle is:
A butcher is 1.2 meters tall and wears a size 7 shoe. What does he weigh?

Atar said: cos the bridge is boss


Blob said:

Atar said: cos the bridge is boss



banned. [Rage]

Makra said:

Blob said:

Atar said: cos the bridge is boss



banned.


no
I take it that's wrong then [Shifty]

Oh oh oh by halfway point you mean half the truck is on the bridge?
Atar
+
because 30 grams is an insignificant amount of weight
Im gonna go with the truck is at the halfway point of it's journey. Therefore it isn't even on the bridge, hence the bridge doesn't collapse.

Until I walk over it [MOG]

GangStarr said:
Until I walk over it


yeah cos you weigh 10 thousand kilos [MOG]
his a fat man
all wrong... edited the riddle to clarify

Makra said:
Picture a bridge four kilometers long and strong enough to hold ten thousand kilograms, but no more. A loaded transport truck weighing exactly ten thousand kilograms drives onto the bridge. At the halfway point (of the bridge), a sparrow weighing 30 grams lands on the truck, yet the bridge doesn't collapse. How could this be?

Makra said: all wrong... edited the riddle to clarify

Makra said:
Picture a bridge four kilometers long and strong enough to hold ten thousand kilograms, but no more. A loaded transport truck weighing exactly ten thousand kilograms drives onto the bridge. At the halfway point (of the bridge), a sparrow weighing 30 grams lands on the truck, yet the bridge doesn't collapse. How could this be?


By then the truck would have burned off more than 30 grams/MLs of fuel.
bingo (*) Bet you googled it though.

Makra said: Bet you googled it though.


You calling me a cheater? Well then shut up Makra
Yes I am. Now, your turn.

gargoyles said:


GangStarr said:
Until I walk over it


yeah cos you weigh 10 thousand kilos


I weigh more otherwise I wouldnt break the bridge [MOG]
I will continue since noone else will.

Your driving a bus. When from brisbane to cairnes. There are 4 stops along the way. At the first stop 17 people get on. Then you drive for 45 minites to the next stop where 5 people get on but 13 people get off. At the third stop 3 hours later 11 get off and 20 get on. Once they reach the final stop before cairnes 30 minutes later 13 people leave and 25 people get on. When the bus reaches cairnes 14 people get off.




What was the name of the bus driver?
I'm driving so it's Kero [MOG]

Kerosanak said: I'm driving so it's Kero


Too easy?

Dr_Mario said:

Kerosanak said: I'm driving so it's Kero


Too easy?


I think those things work better when spoken, because otherwise you just read back through the text to find the answer :P
Something random then... what am i...

i am always around and often heard but never make a sound.

think about it.
thoughts?
noice!!!!
All right - I'm ready for the next one!
Ok...

What has a green bottle, green lid, starts with M, and ends in ew?

crazeyez said: Something random then... what am i...
i am always around and often heard but never make a sound.
think about it.


CptAwesome said: thoughts?


but what if you have a thought fart?

metalliguy said: Ok...
What has a green bottle, green lid, starts with M, and ends in ew?



Mountain Dew? Nah, thats too easy. :O
 
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